My sister is a total freak about Orlando Bloom. Here's
some things she does....
Prints out paper dolls of Orlando Bloom and Legolas and
dresses them all the time. She even has love scenes between them. Oooh-la-la!
Dresses him in a kilt and tapes him to her planner and
says "It's a sexy kilt" to ayone who asks.
Irons his head on her pillow so she can sleep with him
Makes a Happy Birthday shirt for him every year and wears
it to school.
Makes out with her posters of him. (She has hundreds)
Buys posters of him in front of her boyfriend.
Screams whenever she sees him on tv or in a magazine.
Writes all over her arm "I 'heart' Orlando Bloom"
Her screen saver is "We love you Orlando Bloom.....Mmmmmm....Tasty!
Bombards me with random facts about him that I do not wish to know.
Uses him in every-day dialect.